Yan (yan_of_yendor)

Race #1216

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Official speed 61.22 wpm (79.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 10, 2018 4:27:41pm UTC
Race Finish February 10, 2018 4:29:00pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. nuclearmansnothot (60.79 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 73.46
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...