Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan)

Race #42

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Official speed 77.91 wpm (48.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 21, 2017 10:45:28pm UTC
Race Finish January 21, 2017 10:46:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. smallchicken (79.65 wpm)
5. fappingtypist (60.62 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.