LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (waffle_stomper)

Race #3698

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Official speed 69.14 wpm (97.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 16, 2020 4:44:35am UTC
Race Finish August 16, 2020 4:46:12am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. flip2theleft (92.03 wpm)
2. stayscaffolded (84.97 wpm)
4. _nikc0m (66.64 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 109.47
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What do I do? System Architecture. Networking and Security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a cappella at Sarah Lawrence, I was getting root access to NSA servers. I was a click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data a minute, do you have any idea how that happens?