Vincent (vincesuuu1)

Race #1722

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Official speed 64.71 wpm (69.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 16, 2018 10:08:08am UTC
Race Finish September 16, 2018 10:09:18am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. fnrslvr (93.41 wpm)
2. canityamz (83.93 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 79.81
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.