New - by Present (vfctyrant)

Race #79

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Official speed 121.87 wpm (40.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 22, 2019 5:53:51am UTC
Race Finish January 22, 2019 5:54:31am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. boy_314 (130.60 wpm)
4. slacker00 (98.23 wpm)
5. charmx (79.80 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 150.31
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.