View Pit Stop page for race #5182 by uberkelium — Ghost race
View profile for Hiroshi (uberkelium)
| Official speed | 160.59 wpm (28.02 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 6, 2019 1:49:30am UTC |
| Race Finish | January 6, 2019 1:49:58am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Opponents |
2. dreadisfool (120.85 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 198.06 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |