View Pit Stop page for race #216 by typerace — Ghost race
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Official speed | 85.89 wpm (49.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 22, 2009 1:40:34pm UTC |
Race Finish | October 22, 2009 1:41:23pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |