View Pit Stop page for race #5375 by tim28 — Ghost race
Official speed | 95.95 wpm (43.90 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 20, 2019 10:48:47am UTC |
Race Finish | May 20, 2019 10:49:31am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. bigswagllord (98.52 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 99.15 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |