TheoPhysicist (theophysicist)

Race #7075

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Official speed 107.55 wpm (34.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 7, 2022 12:18:33am UTC
Race Finish February 7, 2022 12:19:08am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. strigibae (139.44 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 105.75
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.