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Race #13460

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Official speed 96.26 wpm (50.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 10, 2020 3:58:17am UTC
Race Finish July 10, 2020 3:59:07am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. jlam55555 (121.78 wpm)
2. carpalxqgmlwy (100.90 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 115.52
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...