View Pit Stop page for race #242 by sysmatix — Ghost race
View profile for Alexander (sysmatix)
| Official speed | 99.79 wpm (42.21 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 5, 2012 2:42:00am UTC |
| Race Finish | February 5, 2012 2:42:42am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. lolyourfunny (108.98 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |