Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs)

Race #986

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Official speed 88.05 wpm (53.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 12, 2015 11:19:00am UTC
Race Finish January 12, 2015 11:19:53am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. bonixouk (69.73 wpm)
3. etulf (69.12 wpm)
Accuracy 90.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.