police (styrofoam)

Race #6152

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Official speed 148.88 wpm (42.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 13, 2023 7:50:45pm UTC
Race Finish June 13, 2023 7:51:27pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 218.36
Text #3550709 (Length: 526 characters)

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.