Steve (stevestupidface)

Race #3178

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Official speed 87.26 wpm (68.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 28, 2018 5:32:39pm UTC
Race Finish March 28, 2018 5:33:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 3. ernthusiasm (64.45 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 135.25
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.