Shypolarbear (shypolarbear)

Race #2507

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Official speed 74.14 wpm (65.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 19, 2017 1:55:26am UTC
Race Finish September 19, 2017 1:56:32am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. gozaimasu (91.77 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 88.96
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...