98.12.28 男達の別れ (shooterboss)

Race #3743

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Official speed 121.01 wpm (60.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 13, 2024 8:27:36pm UTC
Race Finish February 13, 2024 8:28:36pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 203.70
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.