Shiney (shineyy)

Race #2067

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Official speed 109.56 wpm (44.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 2, 2019 1:15:39pm UTC
Race Finish January 2, 2019 1:16:23pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. imtiaz123 (86.21 wpm)
3. vigilante434 (77.66 wpm)
4. ever1977 (69.21 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 131.47
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...