Scumbag (scumbagshamantv)

Race #12

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Official speed 131.07 wpm (35.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 3, 2017 5:13:23pm UTC
Race Finish May 3, 2017 5:13:59pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. imalerich_dvorak (126.64 wpm)
3. icqx (94.01 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.