View Pit Stop page for race #153 by roadburn — Ghost race
View profile for Jeff (roadburn)
Official speed | 51.12 wpm (96.01 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 24, 2018 12:01:41am UTC |
Race Finish | May 24, 2018 12:03:17am UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. workshirt (58.81 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 63.04 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |