-ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless)

Race #96690

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Official speed 95.41 wpm (59.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 19, 2023 9:58:13am UTC
Race Finish September 19, 2023 9:59:12am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 143.11
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!