August (primevalbeings)

Race #178

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Official speed 57.31 wpm (85.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 8, 2020 5:01:48pm UTC
Race Finish December 8, 2020 5:03:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 70.69
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.