View Pit Stop page for race #484 by potato235 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 86.32 wpm (48.80 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 30, 2018 6:12:19am UTC |
Race Finish | September 30, 2018 6:13:08am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. earwax (95.80 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 89.20 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |