Hello (pancakeparlour)

Race #1226

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Official speed 74.22 wpm (60.63 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 2, 2018 12:41:41am UTC
Race Finish June 2, 2018 12:42:42am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. elnio2803 (70.89 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 91.53
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.