View Pit Stop page for race #2249 by oxfordcomma — Ghost race
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Official speed | 93.46 wpm (45.07 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 6, 2021 9:01:53pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 6, 2021 9:02:38pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. lavamob64 (92.21 wpm) 4. orangedrum (83.90 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 96.58 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |