View Pit Stop page for race #555 by okininin — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 67.35 wpm (69.13 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | September 11, 2020 5:54:42pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 11, 2020 5:55:51pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 83.07 |
| Text | #4060269 (Length: 388 characters) On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge? |