Oats (oatsonnorman)

Race #634

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Official speed 87.92 wpm (52.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 9, 2021 10:40:32pm UTC
Race Finish January 9, 2021 10:41:25pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mehmets_dunder (86.21 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 108.44
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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?