View Pit Stop page for race #3544 by natmac4 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 92.60 wpm (45.49 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 9, 2016 3:15:12pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 9, 2016 3:15:57pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. dc37 (96.99 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |