Existential Explorer (natmac4)

Race #1519

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Official speed 76.45 wpm (48.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 19, 2014 2:11:22pm UTC
Race Finish April 19, 2014 2:12:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. saltspork (82.90 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
Text #54 (Length: 310 characters)

Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. I might pumice my feet, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? 'Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.