mung (mungspeed)

Race #940

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Official speed 54.38 wpm (82.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 4, 2018 12:26:12pm UTC
Race Finish October 4, 2018 12:27:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. argyrwnt (60.85 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 67.06
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.