BAKES (mattattack1223)

Race #1032

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Official speed 66.87 wpm (72.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 12, 2018 5:56:13am UTC
Race Finish January 12, 2018 5:57:26am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 80.25
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...