m (lqto)

Race #2049

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Official speed 138.94 wpm (26.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 24, 2022 6:44:13pm UTC
Race Finish October 24, 2022 6:44:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. iamslow103 (141.37 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 136.62
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.