View Pit Stop page for race #14850 by kjax — Ghost race
| Official speed | 88.58 wpm (50.80 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 3, 2020 12:45:24pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 3, 2020 12:46:15pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. mr_jacket_potato (64.14 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 109.25 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |