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Race #19642

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Official speed 125.19 wpm (52.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 17, 2020 3:32:36am UTC
Race Finish November 17, 2020 3:33:29am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. sleepallday (91.87 wpm)
4. schtebie (87.03 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 212.82
Text #4350328 (Length: 545 characters)

My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it.