View Pit Stop page for race #1061 by kildoes — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 102.86 wpm (67.20 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | February 27, 2019 7:00:49pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 27, 2019 7:01:56pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 186.86 |
| Text | #3622368 (Length: 576 characters) Lister: I'm just saying there's 79 more days to go. Kryten: If you still want to be alive when there's only 78 more days to go, I suggest you do not blow your nose. Lister: Do you mind if I ask why? Kryten: Well, let's forego the noise and the revolting burbling sound and go straight to the really gross part where you always, and I mean always, having blown your nose, have to open up the handkerchief and take a look at the contents. I mean, why? What do you expect to see in there? A Turner seascape, perhaps? The face of the Madonna? An undiscovered Shakespearean sonnet? |