Hipz (kahipz)

Race #7681

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Official speed 134.45 wpm (34.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 13, 2017 3:35:34am UTC
Race Finish May 13, 2017 3:36:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. everyonejoindsa (127.59 wpm)
4. pokenonquit (103.05 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.