Joshua (joshuajiat)

Race #1456

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Official speed 58.95 wpm (83.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 14, 2020 8:52:53am UTC
Race Finish June 14, 2020 8:54:16am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. chemicsbear (57.78 wpm)
3. carpenterbrother (50.35 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 72.71
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.