John (johnl2)

Race #445

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Official speed 126.81 wpm (34.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 17, 2014 10:52:11pm UTC
Race Finish May 17, 2014 10:52:45pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. cecerhcp (135.18 wpm)
3. keiangelus (98.83 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
Text #400 (Length: 360 characters)

When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.