JD (jodged)

Race #91

View Pit Stop page for race #91 by jodgedGhost race

View profile for JD (jodged)

Official speed 87.66 wpm (53.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 17, 2022 12:01:17am UTC
Race Finish November 17, 2022 12:02:10am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. surrenderordie (92.96 wpm)
3. tomato_head (84.34 wpm)
4. maurigarcia88 (78.35 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 108.11
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?