jack (jackracer23)

Race #8794

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Official speed 85.02 wpm (57.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 3, 2018 8:29:10am UTC
Race Finish June 3, 2018 8:30:07am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. zorro_2017 (83.37 wpm)
3. rdtomgrcr (78.37 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 102.02
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...