View Pit Stop page for race #38 by im_rat — Ghost race
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Official speed | 83.06 wpm (50.71 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 26, 2022 1:19:58pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 26, 2022 1:20:49pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. user39_on_dvorak (94.38 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 85.83 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |