Amartya (im_amartya)

Race #497

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Official speed 59.96 wpm (75.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 14, 2020 8:35:42am UTC
Race Finish November 14, 2020 8:36:57am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. jamalpro90 (56.67 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 73.94
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.