View Pit Stop page for race #1028 by hylomorphic — Ghost race
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Official speed | 101.84 wpm (41.36 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 19, 2017 11:13:46pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 19, 2017 11:14:27pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. amun (134.59 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |