View Pit Stop page for race #324 by h_e_ — Ghost race
Official speed | 77.38 wpm (54.43 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 1, 2023 10:29:18pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 1, 2023 10:30:13pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. monkeymr3 (81.56 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 79.96 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |