View Pit Stop page for race #35 by grokking — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 85.51 wpm (49.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 4, 2022 11:58:54am UTC |
| Race Finish | March 4, 2022 11:59:44am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. simonk0o (62.47 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 88.36 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |