MrButtersworth (flapjackstax)

Race #8246

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Official speed 109.38 wpm (34.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 8, 2021 5:29:08pm UTC
Race Finish November 8, 2021 5:29:43pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. zak_roger (82.92 wpm)
4. frustratedtyper (81.53 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 107.56
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.