|Official speed||179.54 wpm (12.43 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||April 8, 2021 12:21:49am UTC|
|Race Finish||April 8, 2021 12:22:02am UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 2)|
|Text||#3620406 (Length: 186 characters)
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.