View Pit Stop page for race #439 by fartingalong — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 41.72 wpm (88.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 5, 2020 7:25:55pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 5, 2020 7:27:23pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 36.15 |
| Text | #84 (Length: 308 characters) And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of. |