Emil (emle10)

Race #10244

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Official speed 104.48 wpm (43.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2019 5:24:43pm UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2019 5:25:26pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. mavskies (126.90 wpm)
2. honeyman (113.79 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 128.86
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.