eiko (eikomaniac)

Race #5906

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Official speed 167.78 wpm (28.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 17, 2019 4:55:08pm UTC
Race Finish February 17, 2019 4:55:37pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mako640 (161.74 wpm)
3. jessegarcia (151.58 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 201.34
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...