duckmoon99 (duckmoon99)

Race #510

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Official speed 87.02 wpm (55.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 9, 2020 8:52:03am UTC
Race Finish August 9, 2020 8:52:59am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. minkk777 (73.85 wpm)
4. thomas70 (69.77 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 104.42
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...